Once upon a time there was a young boy named Eric. Eric was 24 years old and lived in Obuasi, Ashanti Empire. While walking home from school one day, a Green Beast jumped out from behind a Nkashia Tree and tackled Eric to the ground. But just when he was about to let out a scream for help, Eric realized that the Green Beast was only licking his face, not trying to bite it off. At that moment, Eric decided to keep the Green Beast as a pet. And on the way home he decided to name his pet Green Beast ''Adeezy.'' When Eric and his new pet finally got home, guess who was standing on the front porch? That's right, it was Eric's mother, Ekua. And boy was she surprised to see a Green Beast following Eric into the yard! ''What in world is that?'' shouted Ekua. ''It's a Green Beast,'' answered Eric. ''Dah, I can see that, Eric, but what on earth is it doing here?'' said Ekua. ''It's my new pet!'' answered Eric. ''Oh you think so do you?'' remarked Ekua. ''I wouldn't get your hopes up. You know how your father hates Green Beasts. But, well, I suppose you can keep him until your father comes home.'' And with that Eric grabbed Adeezy by the scruff of the neck and led his new pet into the house--even though he knew his father was probably going to dissaprove. Once in the house, Eric and Adeezy played and played, that is until Eric's favorite television show, ''To the Glory Land,'' started. At that point Eric forgot all about Adeezy having an unsupervised run of the house. That is until half way through ''To the Glory Land,'' when Eric was brought back to reality when he heard his father shout, ''Scared!! Eric! Get your Failed in the 12...NOW!!'' With that Eric rushed into the 12 to see what all the fuss was about. When he entered the 12, there stood his father, Kwaku, pointing toward the Stool. ''Will someone please explain that?'' asked his father. Then, as Eric followed his father's finger to where' it was pointing, he instantly knew what his father was so upset about. There, smack dab in the middle of the Stool, was the biggest pile of Beast doo-doo he had ever seen! ''I don't EVEN want to know how that got there,'' said Kwaku. ''But you had better get it cleaned up now! And you had better get rid of whatever it is that could have done such a thing!'' Well, knowing his father as well as he did, Eric knew there was no sense even asking his father if he could keep Adeezy for a pet. So without hesitation, Eric set out to find where' Adeezy was hiding. After a few minutes of looking, Eric discovered Adeezy crouched beneath the table that Eric did his Blogging on. ''Come on, Adeezy, it's time to find you a new home. And hey, don't look at me that way, I'm not the one who did the dirty deed on the Stool!'' scolded Eric. ''Thanks to you I'll never get to have my own pet Beast!! And with that Eric led Adeezy out of the house and down to the local Eno. They had a pet section and Eric knew the owner would find Adeezy a good home. So after saying good-bye to Adeezy, and thanking the owner of Eno, Eric walked backed home and attempted to dround his sorrows by slamming down a half dozen Clubs. But Eric's pitty party came to an abrupt end when his father reminded him about the mess he had neglected to clean up. And low and behold, midway through the clean-up, Eric suddenly became thankful that someone else was going to have to do it from now on. The End.